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In 1994, Ann Richards was ducking out of a seemingly endless campaign strategy meeting, but she wanted to leave us with a joke: “What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?” It is possible that that I was the only one in the room who had not heard this one before, but all professed ignorance. “In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.”Governor Richards would have loved Trailergate. “How long does one need to live in a trailer before she’s officially poor?” is the new way to count angels on a pinhead. Richards would have eaten Wayne Slater’s Dallas Morning News Sunday story for brunch and laughed about it while cleaning her teeth with that big red toothpick she carried…
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